If you decide to visit Hide after reading this review please take note that the restaurant is very aptly named in that we walked straight past its nondescript And well hidden frontage and continued walking down Piccadilly towards Marble Arch. By the time we arrived at another excellent dining destination – Coya- I realised that we had ventured to far and we made an abrupt U turn and headed back towards Green Park station. Hide and Seek – where are you Ollie ?
Actually I was a huge fan of Ollie Dabbous’s first restaurant, simply called Dabbous, that opened back in 2012. Somehow I managed to be in the know at the time and secured a table early on in its run, thereafter becoming the latest hot ticket in town as reservations became like gold dust in what was a relatively tiny Industrial space requiring you to literally books months and months in advance to try Ollies take on modern Cuisine.
Whilst opening a few other ventures in the meantime, including the restaurant at the Henrietta Hotel, the doors of Dabbous closed permanently earlier this year, presumably for him to focus his attention on this new huge Dining Space set over 2 floors overlooking Green Park.The Restaurant has apparently cost £20 Million to put together and whilst it was not clear how this cash has been spent there is a grandiose Art Deco Wooden Staircase impressively linking Hide Ground to Hide Above but surprisingly Above is no more luscious then Ground which I think is a mistake. I would have thought there was an opportunity here to create a different ambience over the two levels but in fact the decor is almost identical. Notwithstanding my own personal thought on decor, Ollie is not taking any chances with his new venture. He has surrounded himself with quality people including Lucas Shelby – National Chef of the Year 2917 and others from well known establishments such as L’Autre Pied and Le Manoir. Additionally the restaurant is a co Venture with Hedonism Wines contributing to a cellar of 6000 bottles – the largest in London. These wines are all contained on an iPad which you can gleefully play around with hours if you so desire, but I restricted myself to a few minutes and found a Russian / Soviet Champagne for £600 from 1968 – maybe a nod to Hedonisms Russian Oligarch Owner.
There are wine pairings on offer with the 8 course tasting menu that costs £95 with the wine at an additional £65. We are at lunch though and do not feel like an extended 8 course meal and therefore go A La Carte. The menu is split into Grazing – snacks ranging from £3 to £9 and then the more conventional Starters/Mains etc with starters between £12 and £16 And Mains from £26 to £32.

Flatbread
From the grazing menu we go for a Charcoal Flatbread with CEP shavings And Lemon Thyme – raw thinly sliced mushrooms on a beautifully baked bread – a lovely little alternative to the normal bread and butter side whilst awaiting the main event. There were also other versions available involving Ricotta and crushed green herbs or Sesame Labnah, pickled vegetables and crushed seeds.
Mrs.West started with Chesnut parcels in a light duck broth – little Tortellini shaped parcels bobbing about in a pungent and intend,y flavoured broth – actually deeply coloured as opposed to the light broth advertised but so good I was not offered a taster. I had opted for the Red Prawns with fragrant herbs in a chilled broth made from prawn shells. It was a picture on a plate, raw delicate prawns complimented with strong dill and fragrant aniseedy baby fennel.
The broth was earthy and well balanced – a delightfully refreshing dish perfect for a Summers Day. I had also opted to pay the £18 supplement for additional Exmoor Caviar – adding a little extra saltiness to the meal but unclear as to where in Exmoor they had unearthed Sturgeon?
Since discovering Sweetbreads some years ago I cannot resist them when found on a Menu and here was no exception. This was to be roasted Veal Sweetbread with an unusual accompaniment of Smoked Almond Praline coupled with cooked and raw root vegetables. This was a revelatory meal with the almond sauce complimenting the unctuous sweetbread perfectly and the texture provided by crunchy baby turnips and radishes.
Mrs West chose one of her Restaurant staples – Octopus- another picture of a plate having been barbecued and dressed with Moscatel Grapes, Lovage And White Miso. Another meal where not one morsel came my way but I was advised was soft,sweet but with a little smokiness and crunch from the Hot coals.
The rest of the menu was also extremely inviting with a Grilled Spice Quail with date syrup,Globe artichoke and toasted grains looking very much like a meal that would require testing on a second visit.
Ollie has invested in a soft serve Ice Cream maker for this restaurant and on offer in the desserts were both Sheeps Milk and Barley Malt ice creams. However we chose a Pear Sorbet with Chervil Syrup And Toasted Angelica Seeds – an unusual combination – but the Chervil Syrup was amazingly good and who would have thought that it would go so well with the intensely flavoured Pear Sorbet.

Anothe dessert – which I believe could become their signature dessert – was the Warm Acorn Cake with smoked caramel and a choice of liquor to flavour it, served with Cornish clotted cream on the side.
The Cake was akin to a Brioche sitting in a small round pot upon which the Smokey Caramel sauce was poured over together with our choice of rum. The taste was a little like a luxury bread and butter pudding with added caramel and alcohol and was finished hastily whilst piping hot. Exceptional.
We were now more than satisfied, and whilst the Cheese and Savoury selection looked curious, including a Tarte Fine of Kentish Apples and homemade black pudding this would also need to await a second outing.
So other than a chance missed Decor wise, a fantastic addition to Londons Dining scene, and whilst as good as anything produced at the now defunct Dabbous hopefully the size of the new restaurant will avoid the necessity to book 12 months ahead.
A curious note to end with – the new Restaurant will be open all day offering breakfast with croissants at £4 etc. Was it this Cafe style opening hours that had led half of the Ground floor of the restaurant to be populated by young families (many of Russian descent) with prams and kids running around? This is not the atmosphere I was expecting and not one I enjoyed – this is not MacDonalds or PizzaExpress and to my knowledge does not have a kids menu ? Obviously evenings will be different, but this was a little surprising and whilst clearly not detracting from the 5 star food did affect noise levels and comfort in the restaurant, albeit I am sure as long as people are spending their hard earned cash then Ollie will not be complaining – £20Million is a lot to recover in Londons highly competitive Restaurant scene. Go now !
Rating
Food 5 Blazingly Hot Pan
Service 5 Blazingly Hot Pan
Hide, 85 Piccadilly, W1 8JB


Amazingly my teacher commented that it looked appetising – I had to steal myself wondering if he was being ironic or not. Here’s my effort which I was too ashamed to post on Instagram – especially when I saw the same dish being beautifully plated by other students. The taste was faultless but maybe I would need to up my game “presentation wise” for the big day tomorrow !
The following day was a long process involving folding the mix as carefully as possible to aerate it, proving it, and allowing it to be gently coaxed and oiled into a large baking tray before sprinkling with more oil, Rosemary and Sea Salt, and eventually the bake. The kitchen smelt wonderful as the bread began its baking time and the scent of Rosemary filled the room – we could not wait to get them out of the Oven and try them as we were on a full days cook and nobody had eaten lunch – 16 ravenous Students all clock watching at 4 having spent the rest of the day making Petit Fours.
To a man ( or Woman) I think the breads all came out successfully and thankfully in generous proportions. Some commented it was the best Focaccia they had ever tasted !
Each of us took responsibility for one of these tasks and produced a table of wonderful looking Petit Fours that were also photographed by the School and used on Social Media- one of our students recognising her burnt hands on a Twitter feed !

We were provided with a snack to keep us going – some little chickpeas that had been roasted with kefir lime leaves that tasted very aromatic and moorish, especially at 10.15pm as our table of four had not eaten for a very long time !
My friends were a little shocked by the enormous puffs that arrived but I had expected something akin to a giant pork scratching and I was not a million miles away from what turned up.
Next up were crispy baby Sicilian artichokes with a black shallot Ailoli (£8.50) Another unusual dish, not exactly very colourful, but, as it said on the tin, very crispy, dry admittedly, but when mixed with the lovely oniony purée and little flecks of burnt shallots around the edges, was another hit.
Then we had something that would be more refreshing unusual and really worked well. An early season Tomato and Coconut Salad , Green Strawberries and Tomato shrub. The list of ingredients felt like they should not be on the same plate.
The strawberries were in fact pickled green strawberries from one of the jars we had seen at the reception area, the coconut shredded, and the bowl also contained Tomato juices, which as my friend Claire exclaimed was “her dream Tomato Juice” . This really was a palet cleanser, as well as being an exotic and unusual salad, and we ended up with four spoons fighting for the remaining Tomato juice in the bottom of the bowl. Lastly from the starters was Char grilled sprouting broccoli , Chiankiang Vinegar and salted egg yolk (£9.50) which our waiter advised was his favourite on the menu.
I have no idea what the Vinegar was but the broccoli was beautifully grilled and to the side was a kind of egg yolk purée smeared across the plate with additions which we were explained to us but my brain cannot recall as by now was in overload. In fact each and every dish appeared to have so many previously unheard of ingredients (which I was not writing down and was drinking lots of red wine) that I will not be able to do the Restaurant justice. Indeed the restaurant was already thinning out as it was relatively late and it appeared the waiters had more time to explain each and every dish and relished the list of ingredients they were imparting to us. With a keen interest in food and method of preparation etc I was very happy with this, albeit I can imagine it would not be everybody’s cup of tea.
We thought the Octopus involved a long prep but the Beef short rib Pastrami, Horseradish and pistachio involved beef in a brined marinade for 7 days and a process too complicated to remember and report but just to know it involved sodium nitrate to keep the beef a pink colour ( or it would turn an unappetising grey). The beef fell apart at the touch of a fork and it reminded you of a posh version of a pastrami sandwich from Brick Lane, which I think that was the objective. This plate of course had the added luxury of a Horseradish purée, pistachios coating the beef, baby carrots and nasturtium leafs to garnish. It was impeccable and would draw me back for a second visit in itself. Lastly was the Pork Belly with an XO sauce and Cime De Rapa.
The XO is a Chinese sauce which supposedly contains all of the most luxuriant ingredients the Chinese could muster in days gone by. Cime di Rapa are Sicilian turnip tips with a very bitter taste but offset by the sweet XO sauce and blobs of onion purée on the side. The slow roasted pork belly had lots of fat adding to the umami taste in the mouth and if you could manage a bit of pork puff on the same fork you had another texture to enjoy at the same time. Another technically beautifully prepared dish that I would come back for tomorrow.
A wacky parsnip and coconut sorbet with Pandan and coffee – another combination which seems alien (X files again !) together on a plate but had a curious but not unpleasant taste.
The marshmallow being frozen had the taste and consistency of half marshmallow/ half ice cream (in a very pleasing way) which coupled with the sour rhubarb was very pleasant. Our free dessert was the Matcha Ice Cream, Malt Cookie and Miso, a sort of avant garden Creme Brûlée, The Miso sitting in little blobs atop a malty biscuit encasing the matcha ice cream.
The Miso here though was somewhat overpowering and was the one dessert we were not so keen on.
After several reincarnations it was due to be demolished in the 1960s but a campaign was launched to save it and after being Grace II listed and adequate funds were found it reopened as a Theatre and Concert Hall in 1997. Between 2007 and 2015 more works have taken place to ensure a safe environment and utilising money from the Heritage Lottery Fund the building was repaired conservatively retaining many original features so that it is now established as a kind of shabby/chic environment where you are able to see original features, view a small museum and drink cocktails/ eat pizzas and marvel at an array of eclectic performances in its high ceilings original Music Hall.



The bottle appeared to have 2 Angels kissing on the front label ( one male,one female), and that was what it was like to drink. Like kissing an angel, silky smooth, medium bodied and easy to drink without food – this could be a dangerous start to the evening! With my friend Ed planning on cycling back home to North London alarm bells were already ringing.







This dish all went well for me other than the Potato which ironically was the only thing I had bothered practising at home. In my kitchen at home I had use waxy Charlotte Potato’s with clarified butter to make a Pomme Anna in a small frying pan (Jamie Oliver recipe) and it was fab. In school they had different Pots, I used duck fat which made it grey and greasy and the pots just collapsed as either I had cut them too fine or they were not waxy. I will know better next time. But the Jus was perfect and Chicken pretty good too.
The final day of the week was an all day Demo that in the morning involved Terrines,Confit And Foie Gras, and in the afternoon a Croissant masterclass. I love Foie Gras and some of the food plated up and given out to taste was some of the best we have had for the whole course , even if some people had ethical issues with the Foie Gras process. We were all a little shocked to learn that each 100 grams of Foie Gras contains 400 calories so we probably all consumed in excess of 2000 calories during a two and a half hour Demo!
Who knew that Foie Gras was also behind the invention of the Sous Vide ? A producer of Foie Gras in France was tired of losing 50% of his produce when being cooked as it was melting away. He came up with the idea of sealing it in a bag and cooking it in water to ensure none of the product disappeared, and thereafter, after this success, he went on to work with Alain Ducasse and Thomas Keller and came up with the Sous Vide method of cooking and machine. Good food history there !

Upon entering you continue along a corridor and up a steepish staircase to the upstairs dining room where I immediately spot Mr.Parry busily at work at the open fireplace/ wood fired oven/ coal area. The room is inviting , all wood, bar down one side for walk ins, and all the cooking being performed right in front of you within an area basically doubling up as kitchen and pass, space being at a premium. Indeed so close to the oven/ grill was our table we were feeling as smoked as the food by the end of the evening – but that’s not a complaint.
Thereupon the menu appeared with a list of snacks, starters and mains all of which I would have happily eaten – that’s just how inviting and intriguing (albeit at the same time seemingly simple) the menu is. Narrowing it down to just a few dishes to share was extremely difficult but we went for the Oysters Roasted with Seaweed, Langoustines, and at Giles behest, as he commented that “it was the greatest new dish invented in this country in decades” the Chopped Egg Salad with Bottarga. The latter not being something I would have rushed to order without Giles’s revelatory recommendation.
The Oysters were maybe one of the best Oysters I have eaten, lightly smoked, and just warmed through to give an even more satisfactory mouthfeel than an Oyster normally provides. Langoustines were very lightly roasted/steamed ? with Rosemary so that there were almost raw.
The meat was soft and silky sweet as anything, and by sucking on the head you had just a hint of the rosemary coming through.
Unsure if it was “Epochal” as quoted by Giles – it had the feeling of eating very underdone scrambled eggs with salty fish eggs running through it, all in a very positive and enjoyable way, with the crunch of the toast complimenting the softness of the topping.
They are roasted in special “cages” seemingly purpose made for them, and after being exposed to the wood charcoal fire they are rested for a short time in the wood oven and then basted in their own gelatinous juices with an oil style Pil Pil emulsion before being presented at your table.
The only accompaniments on offer with the fish were a Tomato salad and smokey potatoes. We went for the Pink Fir Apple Potatoes which had been roasted skin on, and were gnobbly and gnarly, good, but I would have preferred them to have been crunchier on the outside, softer inside and even smokier, but a minor criticism. Could you oblige Mr.Parry ? 


Maybe inspired by this little chat my Consommé was quite successful and clear, however my Pepper Brunoise were too small so I need to rethink my knife skills further to achieve what they are looking for. Mmmmmm………
Finish it off in a searingly hot pan for 30 seconds or so and you have a beautifully cooked, moist chicken breast with a crispy Caramelised skin, taking out the risk of over or under cooking it. Cheating ? Who knows, but as we were advised in the Sous Vide Demo, you should always ask yourself whether this way of preparation will enhance your dish or not. If not don’t do it !



When I was told I had to wear a chainmail glove I realised how dangerous this machine could be but thank good no injuries to report !




In close proximity to the eels were all the salted fish – Bacalhau- or salt cod to you and I, and many others such as haddock which is stained yellow (using turmeric) more for tradition than anything else. It did help to disguise a slightly older fish in days gone by but apparently now people just expect to see the yellow colour.